Don’t worry, I’m sure Pele did the same thing when he was a kid.
Really? November? I mean really.
Your kid, twenty years from now, in therapy: "Why was that coffee so important to him, Doctor? WHY?!"
"Come on! He just touched the ball with both hands! Everyone knows you can only use one hand!"
"Open your eyes, ump! He used both hands!"
Look, everyone, it’s Bobby Knight coaching kids’ soccer!
Goals are awesome even though no one actually keeps score in these games.
But maybe you’re also a little happy soccer season won’t start again for another eight months.